Where My Jackie At?
You might be wondering, "Hey, that band. You know, they have that song? Brain something? I miss those guys." Well, we miss you too. We don't have shows coming up til November. Why?
Because your Jackie Treehorn is writing tons and tons of new original songs for your ear holes. So don't worry baby, we will be back soon, with a brand new set that is sure to tantalize and make us all fall deeply in love/in the pocket all over again.
In the meantime, find another funk/soul band and go to their shows, and pretend you're really super into them (but know that you're only using them because you miss us so much). Then, we we're back on the scene, uncerimoniously break up with said other band and come back to us. It will fill the void, and several people will be emotionally traumatized. Everybody wins!
Stay tuned, Horn Dogs. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
(Absinthe makes the head throb longer, as a side note. Ashley hasn't been the same in weeks).
